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Super Sekrit Agent w/ Time Turner (userinfomsscribe) wrote,
@ 2003-04-03 08:50:00


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Current mood: strange
Current music: We Are Family

FYI
Just in case anyone has anything they need to ask, userinfodanjanboe seems to have God's cell phone number. Shouldn't we all get a chance to ask those really important questions like will there ever be peace in the Middle East or how will the 7th book end?

Also, userinfoinfinitus you weren't home last night! *whines*. That's all right, I've been talking to userinfoangiej behind your back. *evil smirk*

Have appointment with yummy doctor again. Whee!!!!!!!!!!!!



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userinfoqueerasjohn
2003-04-03 06:18 (link)
Did userinfodanjanboe comment on your journal? Because unless she did, I don't think it would be right to descend en masse. If she did, out come the Teletubby army, of course :D

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Yeah
userinfomsscribe
2003-04-03 06:24 (link)
She sure did. (See previous entry) She's got the scoop on God, maybe we shouldn't mess with her. Could bring down swarms of Locusts...

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Re: Yeah
userinfoqueerasjohn
2003-04-03 06:29 (link)
I'm hoping for brimstone.

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Re: Yeah
userinfoari_o
2003-04-03 06:38 (link)
*hands out umbrellas in case it rains sulphur*

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Re: Yeah
userinfoqueerasjohn
2003-04-03 06:42 (link)
"sulfur", surely?

:D

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Re: Yeah
userinfoari_o
2003-04-03 06:52 (link)
I was raised by insane Scotch-Irish mother - so I also spell "colour" the brit way...

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Re: Yeah
userinfoquecojones
2003-04-03 11:00 (link)
Sorry to interrupt, but "Scotch-Irish?"

Unless you meant "Scottish-Irish," what brand? I like Chivas Regal every few weeks. :)

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Re: Yeah
userinfoari_o
2003-04-03 11:12 (link)
Er, Scotch-Irish is a common term. I've heard it since I was a kid. I can't tell if you were just making a joke...

It also appears in the Oxford English Dictionary:

a. Belonging to that part of the population of northern Ireland which is descended from Scotch
settlers. Also absol. in plural sense. So Scotch-Irishman. b. Of mixed Scots and Irish descent.

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Re: Yeah
userinfoquecojones
2003-04-19 08:51 (link)
Only semi-joking... I've really never heard that before though. Just curious.

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userinfoqueerasjohn
2003-04-03 06:46 (link)
You know, I really want to know how these people find us. There has to be some central Nutty Christian Launch Bay or something somewhere on LiveJournal, or possibly elsewhere. I might go looking for it this afternoon...

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I was just thinking that.
userinfomsscribe
2003-04-03 07:33 (link)
Le me know if you find something. I have to admit though, I'm torn between being pissed off and amused.

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Re: I was just thinking that.
userinfoari_o
2003-04-03 10:46 (link)
And how do they find you??

Maybe they sell them (lunatics) on eBay?

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userinfotherosewilde
2003-04-03 06:48 (link)
Well, if she has God's phone number, could she ask where I left my Mars bar? Because I am sure I had one, and now I don't, which is all very suspicious.

@-'-,------------

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Missing Mars Bar...
userinfomsscribe
2003-04-03 07:31 (link)
The price of sin *sigh*.

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Re: Missing Mars Bar...
userinfopurebloodgryff
2003-04-03 08:19 (link)
'Tis the highest sin one can commit, to lose chocolate in the course of the day...

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Re: Missing Mars Bar...
userinfoqueerasjohn
2003-04-03 11:16 (link)
I am very offended by your reference to sin. You shouldn't offend people's religions like that. Now I am going to have a legion of anonymous minions descend on you to pray for you and hope you see God's light via pointing out how evil you are.

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Re: Missing Mars Bar...
(Anonymous)
2003-04-03 11:17 (link)
That's right! The Bible says so, so it must be true!

God is with you, userinfoqueerasjohn!

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Re: Missing Mars Bar...
userinfopurebloodgryff
2003-04-03 13:14 (link)
BRING IT ON, Big Boy!

There's plenty of evil to go around down here. Maybe I can convert one to two to my way of thinking, muah ha ha!

*mocks anonymous minions*

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Re: Missing Mars Bar...
(Anonymous)
2003-04-03 11:16 (link)
Yeah, QueerasJohn is right. There's only One True God!

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Re: Missing Mars Bar...
(Anonymous)
2003-04-03 11:18 (link)
I hope you see the Light that queerasjohn is shining for you, purebloodgryff. Remember, the God that hates you loves you more than your friends.

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Re: Missing Mars Bar...
userinfopurebloodgryff
2003-04-03 13:08 (link)
Hm, hate as love, I think that's been covered more than once in bible school.

I don't mind, I rather like John *smooches* He's loffly.



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Re: Missing Mars Bar...
(Anonymous)
2003-04-03 11:21 (link)
Bless you, userinfoqueerasjohn, for fighting these foul sinners with your love and Scripture!

Remember always Deuteronomy 25:11-12: When men fight with one another, and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, then you shall cut off her hand; your eye shall have no pity.

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Perfidy!!
userinfoinfinitus
2003-04-03 08:26 (link)
Also, infinitus you weren't home last night! *whines*. That's all right, I've been talking to angiej behind your back. *evil smirk*

*plants self next to phone and watches like rabid dog*

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userinfoakscully
2003-04-03 08:37 (link)
You have a yummy doctor, I have a yummy dentist.

It's very hard to be cool and beautiful when he's cleaning your teeth or he's checking for cavities.

On the other hand, he says "spit", "swallow" and "suck" with amusing regularity, so at least I'm entertained. And he says I have a large mouth. Heh.

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Nice
userinfomsscribe
2003-04-03 08:38 (link)
I especially like to wear the "good panties" when I go to see him, just in case he needs me to strip.

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userinfonmalfoy
2003-04-03 12:16 (link)
Where are these people coming from?? I think John's got the most plausible theory, actually.

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userinfomsscribe
2003-04-03 12:39 (link)
I am inclined to agree. *looks around for crazy people repellent, wait...that only works on crazy people I DON'T like right?*

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userinfotil_midnight
2003-04-03 17:44 (link)
*How* do these people find you? Have you hoisted a "Big Name Sinner, Right Here" beacon above you LJ?

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It appears that way
userinfomsscribe
2003-04-03 17:47 (link)
I guess you piss one of them off and the whole swarm comes after you.

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