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A Message From Thy
Goddess.
I have decided to take over the
fandom, but be at peace concerning thy call. Thou simply
must be that which I ordain thou to be. Thou job is to worship
me, praise Me, to draw near to Me, to be my love slave. Thou
are to bring honor and glory to Me. Thou job, thou delight is
to come to Me daily and sing my praises. Although only
I am the supreme Goddess, and thy worship only Me with
unconditional adoration, thou may acknowledge that there are
other authors and still believe them to be divine, united in
will and purpose.
Lavish praise and
worship upon thy Goddess.
Behold, the
following commandments!
1.Thou shall have no
authors before Me.
2.Thou shall read Under
The Silver Moon over and over again until the sight of a
canoe brings thou to orgasm.
3.Thou shall stick thy
fingers in thy ears while singing My praises if someone
criticizes Me.
4.Thou shall print out all My stories and
roll around in them naked.
5.Thou shall not go sneaking
off to Cassandra
Claire’s LiveJournal, only thy Goddess is allowed to do
that.
6.Thou shall not speak of the first two fanfictions
thy Goddess wrote, and erase them from thy memory.
7.Thou
may speak the name "Ms.Scribe" only if it is followed by
"Gawd, I love her".
8.Thou shall be a kind and considerate
member of the fanboy/fangirl harem and lick thy Goddess' feet
upon request.
9.Thou shall bow before  infinitus,
for she is beloved, and dear to thy Goddess. If thou does not
bow before Her, thou willst be cast out of the harem.
10.Thou shall send much E-Mail to msscribe@comcast.net and
praise thy Goddess at least once a day.
If thou
does not submit to My will, I will smite thee with madness.
Leave praise, and I will Bless thee.
Have a nice
day,
Thy Goddess
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